Me: That's Zayn

Grandma: He's cute.

Me: That's Harry.

Grandma: I'll remember his name because of his hair.

Me: That's Liam.

Grandma: He's pretty adorable.

Me: That's Niall, he's my favorite. I mean, I love them all so very much, but if I had to say a favorite, it would be Niall.

Grandma: Awww, he's adorable, too.

Me: And that's Louis.

Grandma: Wow! That boy has got some looks. He's my favorite.

Me: ...yeah, too bad he's gay.

Grandma: What? I thought you said he has a girlfriend.

Me: Yes, he does.

Grandma: Ok, which one is he gay with?

Me: Harry....

Grandma: Yep, I bet they're shaggin'.

Me: Hahahaha!

Grandma: And no offense hun, but your boy *points to Niall* looks pretty close to him *points to Liam*

Me: ...yeah, they're gay, too.

Grandma: What about him? *points to Zayn*

Me: He has his mirror.

Grandma: Oh, I see. Yeah, a boy that pretty is probably gay with himself.