Showing my grandma a picture of One Direction
Me: That's Zayn
Grandma: He's cute.
Me: That's Harry.
Grandma: I'll remember his name because of his hair.
Me: That's Liam.
Grandma: He's pretty adorable.
Me: That's Niall, he's my favorite. I mean, I love them all so very much, but if I had to say a favorite, it would be Niall.
Grandma: Awww, he's adorable, too.
Me: And that's Louis.
Grandma: Wow! That boy has got some looks. He's my favorite.
Me: ...yeah, too bad he's gay.
Grandma: What? I thought you said he has a girlfriend.
Me: Yes, he does.
Grandma: Ok, which one is he gay with?
Me: Harry....
Grandma: Yep, I bet they're shaggin'.
Me: Hahahaha!
Grandma: And no offense hun, but your boy *points to Niall* looks pretty close to him *points to Liam*
Me: ...yeah, they're gay, too.
Grandma: What about him? *points to Zayn*
Me: He has his mirror.
Grandma: Oh, I see. Yeah, a boy that pretty is probably gay with himself.